Tink - Laugh

Quotes of the week...

I forgot to post my fav quotes from the weekend...

From the RM/Betis game:
Phil Schoen: "Real Madrid have given up losing for Lent."

From the Oscars:
Natalie Portman, to Ben Stiller (dressed in Joaquin Phoenix parody), while presenting Best Cinematography award: "You look like you work in a Hasidic meth lab."

Hugh Jackman, to Best Actor nominee Mickey Rourke, who's been known to drop the F-bomb in acceptance speeches:"Say whatever is on your mind because you know we have a seven-second delay. But if you win, we switch to a 20-minute delay."

Hugh Jackman, on Meryl Streep's record 15 nominations at the Oscars: "Fifteen career Oscar nominations. That's a record! I hate to say it but when someone puts up numbers like that, it's just hard not to think steroids."

And yet another Hugh Jackman quote: "Here's Brad and Angelina. I don't have a joke for them, I'm just contractually obliged to mention them at least five times in the show."

OK, last one, from, who else, Hugh Jackman: "The Academy loves to salute range... Salute Kate Winslet, an English actress playing a German - nominated. Robert Downey JR, an American actor playing an Australian actor playing an African American - nominated. Whereas me, I'm an Australian who played an Australian in a film called Australia - hosting!"
  • Current Location: my office
  • Current Mood: happy happy
  • Current Music: One - U2
They are all priceless...especially the first one. I'm going to use that at some point at work...after all tomorrow is Ash Wednesday!