Mind like Aristotle, Form like Sin

Why can't he be older??

OMG, hot intern who looks like a cross between Iker and Cesc (only even better than that combination would be) just bought Tim Horton's trail mix cookies for Cheryl and I. Yes, I love my work. And yes, I really wish I was 10 years younger. Damned hot interns! This one is actually intelligent..gets along with everyone...dresses well..and he likes soccer and tennis...*wistful sigh*
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Give him our phone number...

Dang why don't we have hot interns? There are no goddamn hot young priests at work!!! I like younger men so why are there only old celibate pseudo-men where I work? Why?